Police in Movies

Ever notice how on TV and Hollywood that the cop who is retiring will usually die on the day of his retirement. Whether by his own hand, the hand of another, or the  hand of fate.
Thats insane coincidence! I doubt it been duplicated much in real life.  it is possible just not as common asHollywood […]

The Eiffel Tower

I think that the media in general has us mislead, but more so in the entertainment sector.
As a dumb American, I was lead to believe that every window in Paris has a view of the Eiffel tower.  This is obviously false.
Well at best only 2 windows of a house would be able to see it, […]

What about make-up?

Don’t  you wish that lipstick never came off, NO MATTER WHAT? I mean wouldn’t that be convenient?
Or mascara that wouldn’t ever run?  Cover up that never rubbed away…
You could swim underwater for hours and pop out of the ocean looking like a centerfold.
I wonder if this change would revolutionize the modeling industry?

I think I am too critical

I watch things on Tv or in real life, and I overly criticize them. Every so often people get mad, but most of the time, people find my views on them funny and ask my opinions of other situations.
I figure why not bring some of that amusement here, right?
Ok like any of the old cold […]

If Only..

Ever consider how easy it would be for law enforcement and such if all the bombs made were really made like everyone assumes they will look like?
If all the bombs really had the huge red LCD countdown display, police would immediately reconginze them. this would be a boon for places like Isreal, alot less people […]

Random Dancing

Speaking of dumb things in movies, how about the guy who bursts into dance randomly? Whats with that? You ever been walking along, and the guy next to you bursts into an epileptic fit of street dance?
Yeah, me either. Thats stupid, it wont happen. I don’t think anyone ever even saw a real dancer like, […]

Dont go in the cemetery

Now if I am rolling past a graveyard on Halloween at midnight, or night for that matter, I cannot imagine what would posses me to go inside the graveyard. Sure there is no such thing as zombies, but why test fate?
But suppose I am near a graveyard, at midnight, and I hear evil chanting. Why […]

News Flash

Something I noticed that is unique to Hollywood are those breaking news bulletins that effect the person at exactly the same time it is aired.
I mean, for a news flash to affect a person is amazing, but to also have that affect come into play at the same time the news is aired and the […]

Magic Cab Money

Everytime I need to pay a cabbie, I find I have to shuffle through my wallet and pants pockets until I find the proper bill and change for the fare.
What a pain in the ass! I want to pull a random bill from my wallet, without looking, and effortlessly hand it to the cabbie, and […]

Happy today!

Well today I am happy, for no reason I can fathom. Maybe I am just becoming more positive, whatever the reason, I am glad to be feeling so good! So I want to share some joy with you!!
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